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Sarah Palin - A Wasilla, Alaska, woman just wanted to share her Sarah Palin experiences with 40 friends, but the none-too-flattering email she wrote ended up on computer screens nationwide, the Los Angeles Times reports. Now Anne Kilkenny, who became involved in local politics while Palin was mayor because of a fight to pave her driveway, has been receiving hate mail for criticizing the popular vice presidential candidate. She told her friends not to circulate the 24,000-word critique, but circulate it they did. Kilkenny has received more than 13,000 replies—both positive and negative —and her name now returns more than a half-million Google hits. A former deputy mayor called her a "nut case," while a one-time council member praised her as a "watchdog."

Sarah Palin - At first blush, Sarah Palin—a “fitness-obsessed, policy-lite, skirt-wearing conservative” might not remind you of Bill Clinton—a “Big Mac-scarfing, policy-relishing, skirt-chasing Democrat”—but dig a little and the similarities are staggering, writes Eve Fairbanks in the New Republic. Both governors were forged “in the cramped and corrupt crucible of small-state politics,” and come with a trail of home-state enemies and an us-versus-them mentality.

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Sarah Palin - What Sarah Palin may have lacked in policy knowledge during campaign debates in Alaska, she made up for in self-assurance and an astute sense of strategy, reports the LA Times, delivering verbal thrusts with a disarming smile. Joe Biden may find her a formidable opponent tomorrow night; in gubernatorial debates she effectively unnerved opponents with "a Reaganesque ability to offer up pithy answers and charm on camera." "When you try to prove she doesn't know anything, you lose, because audiences are enraptured by her," a former opponent says. "And her biting comments give you a sense of how competitive she is. Anybody who doesn't take her seriously does so at their peril." Palin’s best trick has been positioning herself above the fray in three-way fights, interjecting remarks with a wicked condescension, reports Politico. Tomorrow the only other person on the stage will be Biden, who's been known wield wit himself, but also to ramble.

John McCain Shame On You !

John McCain in his quest for the Presidency of the United States took advantage of a very young and naive governor from Alaska.

Alaska is America's last frontier. It is simply beauty. It is the largest U.S. state by area, and the 6th wealthiest (per capita income). Alaska is pristine. It is a state uniquely it's own. Alaska is one of the states with a more relaxed marijuana policy, where possession of up to one ounce is legal. Alaska is laid back. Fishing is great, hunting is awesome. Native Americans (Indians) live their lives and culture among the up and mobile population. Alaska is Alaska and then along came McCain.

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It seems the heiress and the Republican V.P. hopeful both share a fondness for fashionable footwear by Naughty Monkey, per the Wall Street Journal. Apparently, when John McCain introduced Palin as his pick, she was sporting a pair of red peep-toe pumps with three-and-a-half-inch heels originally designed by the company for women in their 20s who go clubbing, um, kinda like Paris, who has been photographed wearing the brand's shoes.

Great. Given all the attention pigs with lipstick have received lately, you just know the pundits are gonna have a field day with this (naughty) monkey business.

Pink's view of GOP vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin is none too rosy. She doesn't think Palin is a stupid girl, but...

"This woman hates women," the M!ssundaztood singer told PopEater.com Thursday in an interview ostensibly promoting her upcoming album Funhouse.

"She is not a feminist. She is not the woman that's going to come behind Hillary Clinton and do anything that Hillary Clinton would've been capable of...I can't imagine overturning Roe vs. Wade. She's not of this time. The woman terrifies me."

If it makes Pink feel any better, Palin isn't the only important opinionated lady in John McCain's life. Cindy McCain told the ladies of The View today that she disagrees with Palin's reported against-abortion-in-all-circumstances stance. "Yes," there are exceptions, she said.

"John and I agree on this issue," the aspiring first lady said.

But apparently abortion rights aren't the only thing on Pink's mind.

"If I were writing a letter to Sarah Palin," she said, "it would be a lot of whys and hows. Who are you? Do you know? Why do you hate animals? Please point out Iraq on a map..."

None of which were the exact questions put to Palin last night by Charles Gibson, whose first of three interviews with the new Republican It girl prompted a whopping 9.73 million viewers to tune into ABC World News, the perennially second-place network newscast's largest audience since Feb. 12 (during the height of Democratic primary season) and scored a rare ratings win for Nightline.

Those numbers probably didn't include Pink, however, unless the PETA- and Planned Parenthood-supporting pop star tuned in out of morbid curiosity.

Leaving out the "Who are you?" part, a solemn Gibson did ask Palin whether she hesitated at all before accepting McCain's invitation to be his second in command.

"I thought yes right off the bat," she said. "I didn't hesitate. I answered him yes, because I have confidence in that readiness and knowing that you can’t blink. You have to be wired in a way of being so committed to the mission, the mission that we’re on, reform of this country and victory in the war...So I didn't blink then, even."

The Palinfest continued today on Good Morning America and World News and wraps up tonight with a special edition of 20/20.

Next up for the Alaska governor, meanwhile, is a lovefest, er, probing interview, with Fox News' Sean Hannity, who, on the day McCain made his running-mate announcement, called Palin "a rock star, a rising star, a reform governor with more experience than Barack Obama ever dreamed of having."

That meeting will air in two parts Sept. 16 and 17 on Hannity & Colmes. Network mate Greta Van Susteren had a sit-down today with Palin's husband, Todd, which will be shown Sept. 15 and 16 on On the Record.

According to Fox, "an array of topics will be discussed in the interview, including being the vice presidential nominee, her role in the McCain campaign, Iraq and foreign policy, amongst others."

Joining Matt Damon, Pink and other celebrities who've expressed disapproval of Sen. John McCain's choice of running mate, Gov. Sarah Palin, Lindsay Lohan took to her MySpace blog to vent about the Republican vice-presidential hopeful.

"I really cannot bite my tongue anymore when it comes to Sarah Palin," wrote Lohan. "Is it a sin to be gay? Should it be a sin to be straight? Or to use birth control? Or to have sex before marriage? Or even to have a child out of wedlock?"

While taking the governor to task over her positions on the environment, oil drilling and for having apparently aspired to be a television anchor, Lohan directed most of her ire at what she perceives as the candidate's position on homosexuality.

Lohan included a portion of an Associated Press story stating that Palin's Wasilla church was hosting a conference that hoped to convert homosexuals to heterosexuality through the power of prayer.

Lohan wrote: "I have faith that this country will be all that it can be with the proper guidance. I really hope that all of you make your decisions based on the facts and what feels right to you in your heart? Vote for Obama!"

And as the Sen. Barack Obama supporter (along with pal Samantha Ronson) took pains to write, "I am not against Sarah Palin as a mother or a woman," she looked to another celebrity female for an inspirational quote.

"In the words of Pamela Anderson, 'She can suck it.'"

A call for comment was placed to the McCain-Palin campaign press office, but a spokesperson could not be reached by press time.

FORMER US President Bill Clinton says he understands why Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin is popular in the American heartland: because people relate to her.

“I come from Arkansas, I get why she’s hot out there, why she’s doing well,” said Clinton, who supports the Democratic ticket headed by Barack Obama.

Choosing Sarah Palin as his running mate was a gimmick. The bottom line. Sarah Palin does not have the resume to be Vice President of the United States. Mother of five and Governor of this great state, McCain decided to use this fresh face. He wanted the Hillary women voters. It was strictly a political move to help his fledging campaign. Sarah Palin is delightful. Lets send McCain a message. Vote for Barack Obama. All will turn out well. We will have a President that we can believe in and Sarah will be a celebrity.and McCain can go into retirement.

Paris Hilton may have nothing in common with the man she once referred to as that ""wrinkly, white-haired guy," but the same can't be said about his running mate, Sarah Palin.

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Open on the PALIN residence, Wasilla, Alaska. Evening. Governor SARAH PALIN is sitting on the couch, reading "all of the magazines." She is wearing a satin negligee and bunny slippers. Her luxurious brown hair is in a bun. Her glasses rest just so on the bridge of her nose. TODD is out of town on business. TRIGG is peacefully asleep upstairs. There is a firm knock at the door. PALIN puts down her reading material and goes to answer it.)PALIN: Who is it?GRUFF MALE VOICE: It's JOE, the tanning-bed repairman.(PALIN unlocks the door and opens it)PALIN: Hiya! You were supposed to be here two hours ago, doncha know?JOE: I'm sorry. My snowmobile broke down outside of Matunska. I had to walk the rest of the way.PALIN: Well, you're in luck. I just baked a batch of chocolate-chip cookies. Why don't you come inside and I'll fix you a plate of 'em?(JOE obliges. He takes a seat on the couch. PALIN enters the kitchen and returns shortly after with the cookies. She gives them to JOE, but not before looking him up and down.)PALIN: My oh my. That's quite a toolbelt you have on. It looks heavy.JOE: I have a big hammer.PALIN: Oh, I betcha do. I love a big hammer. But I love screwdrivers, too! And wrenches. The fact is I love and respect all of America's diverse tools, big and small. They're what helps make us so great as a nation. Here, let me take that off for ya.(PALIN takes a seat on the coach beside JOE and starts to undo his belt. He stops her.)JOE: Let's go take a look at the tanning bed first.PALIN: Oooh, okay.(PALIN leads JOE to the tanning salon in the basement. JOE carefully inspects the machine.)JOE: Looks like there are just a bunch of screws loose.PALIN: (seductively) You're in luck. I fully support off-shore and on-shore drilling.(PALIN pounces on JOE and throws him onto the top of the tanning bed. She quickly rips off his jeans.)PALIN: God almighty! You are hung like a moose. Now I have to eat ya!JOE: I'm bigger than a moose. Do you have any contraceptives? PALIN: It's okay. I already took a morning-after pill.JOE: Um, are you sure it works that way?PALIN: Are you asking me if I know what a morning-after pill is? Because I totally do! I'll get back to ya with specifics.(The two proceed to make furious love in a multitude of positions. PALIN amply demonstrates that she has enough experience.)PALIN: Fuck me harder! HARDER! Pound me until my head is so empty that I can't even remember the name of the one Supreme Court case I actually know! I want it to burn. Burn like a banned book. Oh God, Oh God, OH MY GOD! MAKE ME SEE RUSSIA FROM HERE! (After 10 minutes, the two finish.)PALIN: Wow-eee. I haven't had a ride that good since Todd took me for a spin on the back of his Yamaha at the Tesoro Iron Dog. JOE: That was amazing. What now?PALIN: I feel so alive! Let's grab my gay friend and go shoot wolves from the safety of a helicopter.

A former Miss Alaska knows what it's like to run against Sarah Palin – and win.

"My first impression was, 'Oh my God, she's gorgeous, she'll probably be the one who wins,' " the Fairbanks-reared Maryline Blackburn, today a recording artist in Atlanta, told that city's Journal-Constitution about the 1984 Miss Alaska beauty pageant. Palin competed under her maiden name, Sarah Heath.

"She had this look about her, this look in her eyes that tells you she's calculating, figuring out, 'how am I going to win this competition?,' " Blackburn recalls. "There was a determination there."

But there was no crown. That went to Blackburn, who became Alaska's first African-American representative to the Miss America pageant.

Not that Palin, the former governor and now GOP vice-presidential candidate, was left out entirely in the Alaskan cold. She was voted first runner up and Miss Congeniality in the pageant 24 years ago.

Palin later wrote Blackburn a warm note on the back of a group photograph: "I do love you," she wrote. "You're more admired than even you know. And please keep God Number One. He's got great things for you, baby. Love, Sarah Heath."

Blackburn hasn't spoken to Palin in the years since. As for the forthcoming election, "I am in the Obama camp," she says.

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Porn Star Lisa Ann To Star As Sarah Palin

Sexy porn star Lisa Ann was confirmed to star in Nailin’ Paylin playing the role of 2008 Republican Vice Presidential Nominee Sarah Palin. The movie, produced by Larry Flynt's Hustler Video, will portray Lisa Ann in sex scenes with other female porn stars acting as well known female political figures, such as Hilary Clinton (Nina Hartley, 49, has been cast as Hillary Clinton) and Condoleeza Rice. The movie is currently in pre-production.Lisa said she is working on the Alaska's Governor accent and with her Palin glasses she looks a lot like the vice president nominee. Reports of the porn first surfaced when an ad for a Palin-lookalike porn actress was posted on Craigslist.

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Hustler Video is shooting a porn with a look-alike, titled "Nailin' Paylin." The spelling is sic and so is Hustler. The faux Sarah is Lisa Ann, who "will be nailing the Russians who come knocking on her back-door." In another scene -- a flashback -- "young Paylin's creationist college professor will explain a 'big bang' theory even she can't deny!"There's also a threeway with Hillary and Condoleezza look-alikes. The video is in pre-production, but is being fast tracked for release before the election.

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Nina Hartley has been cast as Hillary Clinton in Hustler's parody porno, Nalin Paylin

Adult porn legend Nina Hartley gets the nod to play Hillary Clinton in Hustler's Larry Flynt paradoy of Sarah Palin. This must anticipated adult feature is titled Nalin Paylin. This one is sure to be winner and an instant cult classic.

GOP VP Nom, Gov. Sarah Palin will be played by pornstar, Lisa Ann, who “will be nailing the Russians who come knocking on her back-door.” In another scene — a flashback — “young Paylin’s creationist college professor will explain a ‘big bang’ theory even she can’t deny!”

The filmmakers are banging hard to get the movie out before November 4th.

For all you guys out there who gets a hard-on everytime Governor Palin winks on camera this one is for you. Not only will your fantasy come true envisioning Sarah naked, you now get a chance to see her with boobs. Lisa Ann is stacked.

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Sarah Palin or atleast the likes of her will finally be put to good use in Hustler Video’s new porn adult movie “Nailin Paylin”. Porn actress Lisa Ann (left) will be portraying walking gaff machine Sarah Palin in Hustler Video’s “Nailin Pailin’ due supposedly sometime before the elections.

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Sarah Palin, AKA "The Hockey Mom" is one of the sexiest looking politicians to ever appear before us. In her younger years she held the title of "Miss Alaska"and by the looks of the pictures, it was well deserved. Is she the right person for the job? We will let you decide that, but in the mean time feel free to check out her racy photo collection.

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Hustler Video's X-rated flick, 'Nailin' Paylin,' features faux Sarah Palin having a threeway with other parodied political figures, namely Hillary Clinton and Condoleezza Rice.

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