The Joy Rider fucking machine
Grab onto the silver handle and fuck yourself to orgasm! The Joy Rider has an articulated seat specially designed to make it easy, fun and safe for people to experience penetrative sexual pleasure. The Joy Rider is smooth and stable so you can concentrate on the pleasure you deserve. The machine relies entirely on your body movement to do all of its thrusting. There are no motors to plug in or breakdown, and no noise. More importantly, because Joy Rider responds only to your movement, you have complete control so it's like a lover that can read your mind. How it works?
The Joy Rider has a seat which rocks in response to your movement. As the seat assembly moves forward or back in relation to the base, the thrust control arms move the pivoting thrust arm assembly upward or downward in relation to the seat. Joy Rider comes with a removable vac-u-lock plug which can be used to attach any vac-u-lock dildo to the thrust arm. Our 8 inch vac-u-lock dong is included. We also offer 2 other vac-u-lock dildos that can be used with the Joy Rider (click here !).
Advantages:
Because of it unique design Joy Rider has advantages other machines don't.
It is lightweight (25 lbs fully assembled) and compact; this makes the machine easy to carry and store.
Requires no electricity or complicated setup.
Is completely silent, ensuring privacy.
Features thrusting controlled entirely by your movement, so the speed and depth of penetration is easy for you to vary and bring yourself to orgasm as quickly or as slowly as preferred.
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Grab your favorite dildo and prepare for mind-blowing sex with this Briefcase Fucking Machine. Paris Hilton's favorite liggage when she hits the road. Enclosed in a durable case, this machine will give you hours of pleasure and satisfying penetration.
When you open the case, you'll find an attachment rod and remote control. The rod connects on the outside of the case to the receiving pole. You then attach your dildo to the rubber cap at the end of the rod. The remote allows you to penetrate at two different speeds, you can go at slow (40rpm's) or fast (80rpm's). Imagine setting this case onto a table and letting it work you while your hands are free to massage and touch other erogenous zones on your body. Don't worry about the machine getting tired, just plug it in and it will go for as long as you would like. When you are done, just place the materials back into the case and securely lock it with the included safety keys.


You can carry this fucking machine discreetly wherever you like, using the attached handle or the included over the shoulder strap for transport. Just place your favorite dildos inside and bring them along with you. People won't have to know what you have your hand, but they may wonder when they see the huge grin on your face.
This fucking machine is ideal for either vaginal or anal penetration. This machine is powered by a 4.5amp motor and a US standard 110V AC outlet power source. The remote control is connected to the machine via a 4ft cable. Works with any Vac-U-Lock dildo (not included), just take your pick and have fun. The case measures 1ft 5" long, 1ft in height and 5.5" thick. It comes with a handy "over the shoulder" carrying strap.
The attachment rod extends 18" away from the casing. There are two available speeds: 40rpm and 80rpm. Includes room for your favorite dildos, as long as they are within the dimensions of the case - click here !
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Paris Hilton was taken from a courtroom screaming and crying Friday seconds after a judge ordered her returned to jail to serve out her entire 45-day sentence for a parole violation in a reckless driving case.
"It's not right!" shouted the weeping Hilton. "Mom!" she called out to her mother in the audience.
Hilton, who was brought to court in handcuffs in a sheriff's car, came into the courtroom disheveled and weeping. Her hair was askew and she wore a gray fuzzy sweatshirt over slacks. She wore no makeup and she cried throughout the hearing.
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Paris Hilton has issued the following statement:
This is by far the hardest thing I have ever done. During the past several days, I have had a lot of time to reflect and have already learned a bitter, but important lesson from this experience.
As I have said before, I hope others will learn from my mistake. I have also had time to read the mail from my fans. I very much appreciate all of their good wishes and hope they will keep their letters coming.
I must also say that I was shocked to see all of the attention devoted to the amount of time I would spend in jail for what I had done by the media, public and city officials. I would hope going forward that the public and the media will focus on more important things, like the men and women serving our country in Iraq, Afghanistan and other places around the world."
"Today I told my attorneys not to appeal the judge's decision. While I greatly appreciate the Sheriff's concern for my health and welfare, after meeting with doctors I intend to serve my time as ordered by the judge.
Her body also shook constantly as she dabbed at her eyes. Several times she turned to her parents, seated behind her in the courtroom, and mouthed, "I love you."
She had been brought to court in sheriff's custody today for a court hearing on her early release from jail after back-and-forth decisions on whether she could participate by telephone from her home.
Hilton, appearing to be in handcuffs, cried after she was placed into a black-and-white patrol car, which sped away from her home with lights flashing as news helicopters pursued, broadcasting live TV coverage.
The car carrying her disappeared into the courthouse's underground parking lot, avoiding a swarm of news media, and her parents then arrived.
In the hearing, which began at late morning, a judge was to listen to the city attorney's complaint that the county sheriff did not have the right to reassign her to electronically monitored home detention after only three days in jail for violating probation in a reckless driving case.
Hilton was fitted with an electronic monitoring ankle bracelet and was expected to finish her 45-day sentence for a reckless drivingprobation violation at her four-bedroom, three-bath home. Read more >>>


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